New TV Show: The Queen of Queens!

Hey everyone aren't you bored of stupid TV shows that aren't good at all? Why don't you check out this new show about my co-worker Jaqi Cohen. It's called the Queen of Queens!

Everybody Loves Raymond was already taken.

Queen of Queens is a sitcom about the lovable and quirky Jaqi Cohen, recent graduate of UAlbany Princeton University!

Jaqi is a scholar and has many hobbies. Some of these include crocheting, sewing, basket making, picture taking, drawing, painting, cooking, swimming, solitaire, calendar design, luging, teaching apes how to speak, surfing, candle making, mixing chemicals and photography.

Jaqi's goal: make friends with every person she's ever seen. That's why she's the Queen!

After moving to Queens, Jaqi gets a taste of New York City living. She spends her day working for advocacy at Queens College Hilary Clinton and her evenings eating Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and shopping online out on the town!

Jaqi shares an apartment with her best friend and roommate Heather, who went to is from France.

Oui oui!

As a young independent woman, there isn't anything Jaqi can't do! But she does have some trouble looking for love!

Jaqi falls for the debonair Roger McHandsome played by Ryan Gosling.

But Jaqi hardly has time to enjoy her life as her austere and stern boss Mr. Bonilla is always getting in the way making her file copies and actually do her job! Sometimes he'll even make snarky remarks like "Deal with it" when she complains! Yikes!

OH NO NOT MR. BONILLA!!!

 Additionally for full comic relief they added this loser to the show. His name is Brian. He's definitely everyone's least favorite character and he's most likely removed after Season 1.

He's the worst and unfunny.

Life in Queens can be pretty rough and New Girl sure is a shitty show! So why not tune into NBC and watch this fake show I just made up. It's gonna be a great time!