I had the misfortune of hearing the song "Versace" for the first time recently. I knew I hated it immediately, but when I heard that Drake was in it confirmed everything I already knew: the world is a toilet.
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There are many reasons why Drake is a plague to humanity. It's mostly because his father is Jon Bon Jovi and his mother is Lana Del Rey.
I have a feeling Drake wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror and then realizes he's a piece of shit.
After he gets his butthole waxed by his butler he steps in some pig shit and sniffs it REAL GOOD and is just like, "I am going to make a horrific record today and mindless consumers will like it huh huh I suck so bad."
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Drake sucks so badly that last year when he got into a "brawl" with shameful sociopath Chris Brown - I took Chris Brown's side. That's pretty damn bad.
These are some atrocities of mankind we can blame on Drake:
● Homelessness
● Genocides
● Country Music
● AIDS
The best thing about Drake being a garbage musician/person/clown is that rapper and the real deal MC, DMX is very open about how much he hates him.
I hope one day Drake is all like "Yolo! Versace! Degrassi!" and DMX headbutts him in the chest Zinedine Zidane-style. It cracks Drake's ribs and chest and as he's writhing in pain he's just like, "what the hell was I thinking I should have never made music."
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If you're reading this and you're like "I like Drake!" I want you to take a good hard look at your life. You probably also get excited about Michael Bay movies. You might also listen to Skip Bayless's opinions. In other words - you're probably a toolshed.
One more thing - his face and his voice. Drake's face is stupid. That shit eating grin. I hope he gets hit in the face with a frying pan.
His voice though. What a terrible excuse for a rapper. Seriously that whiny voice. What a bitch. What a whiny bitch and shitty excuse for a musician.
Just say no to Drake.
